Day 183: Personal space

Day 183: Personal space

Monday, July 3, 2017

I am surrounded by nine Millennial phone jockeys reading from the same “The main reason I’m calling you today” script, which I’ve heard at least 400 times in spite of my headphones. I’ve been breathing a melange of perfumes and aftershaves so thick that I’m not sure it can even be classified as air anymore.

Usually I’d say I’d rather crawl to the middle of a busy road and pray for death, but this tiny meeting room on the other side of the office will do.


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