Saturday, May 20, 2017
There’s an obscure-ish Hong Kong movie called 花好月圓 in which 楊千嬅 searches for a cure for her perpetual state of stench. There’s a brilliant fight scene in which she beats a gang of thieves with her feet and her armpits – some of which you can see in this trailer.
That was me yesterday, punching people in the face and wondering why they’re recoiling from me as though I’d been marinating in wet dog for a week.
So here I am today, boiling my gloves in a steaming bucket of disinfectant.