Wednesday, November 16, 2016
What was my day like? It was like being pinned down while a two-tonne gorilla gingerly squatted over me and carefully took a shit into my mouth.
I’m practicing how I smile for the occasion because I’ll be doing it again tomorrow.
Plus, I’m too pre-occupied nursing two hyper-extended elbows and a bruised tailbone, amongst other mild injuries, to give a toss.