Tuesday, April 12, 2016
Here’s the thing I don’t completely understand about these hipsters: what if a douchebag like me demands the free air guitar? What if I’m not happy about being told it’s just being a handful of air? What if I demand a performance? Of Free Bird? Maybe the purpose of this sign is simply to communicate “Hey! We’re open! And we think we’re full of funny!” Do they plan on continuing this comedy routine while I eat? No?
I am so sorry you chose to follow me down this rabbit hole.
I’m pretty sure they don’t even serve dinner either.