Day 113: Marvel, this is all your fault

Day 113: Marvel, this is all your fault

Day 113: Marvel, this is all your fault

Wedesday, 23 April 2014

A doctor once told me that my flat feet are the most extreme form of the mutation he’s ever seen. His latent sensitivity training kicked in shortly thereafter as he scrambled to clarify that he meant “mutation” in the medical sense, as opposed to the “resting bitch-face sorority girl” sense.

And here I was thinking he meant in the X-Men sense, not that there’s anything cool about it – I’m pretty sure Wolverine and Gambit never needed a set of straps to hold their malfunctioning feet together.

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